Happy Mother's Day!

For Mothers, Grandmas, and Other Divine Beings of Beautiful Mother Earth — Happy Mother's Day!

The mothers, grandmas, and other divine beings of beautiful Mother Earth got together with the sun, moon, and stars in honor of Mother's Day. In this most glorious meeting of like minds, they created new signs in the heavens to tip the world toward love, laughter, harmony, and peace. New constellations included a mother gently singing and rocking her sweet child to sleep and men hugging each other as they laid down their guns. Besides this, Jesus, Buddha, the Divine Mothers, and other Prominent Masters were showering the world with light and exquisite rainbows. There were also women in colorful dresses linking arms and dancing gracefully across the sky. The sun was spewing solar flares that intensified spiritual growth and the stars were singing tunes similar to “Let it Be” and “Imagine.”

Afterwards, whenever warring tribes, government or military officials attempted to drop bombs on intended targets, laughing gas was instantly activated. This sparked a chain reaction of giggles and deep, belly laughs from targeters to targetees. This continued from border to border and country to country until no one could look at the joyful eyes of another without seeing him or herself.

As suspected, leaders of many countries, military officials, and leaders of the major religions were unhappy with their merry soldiers. After all, it was difficult to get their blissful followers to invade a country or want to kill those of other faiths in the name of God, Allah, or Whomever they worshipped. When these government leaders insisted that their country was the best and most powerful and holy ones argued and asserted that their religion was the only true religion, the mothers, grandmothers, and other divine beings called for heavenly assistance. Their strong, unwavering prayers were soon answered. Suddenly a million UFO craft….yes, those ships that most world leaders and governments say DO NOT exist…came out from behind every humongous, puffy cloud in the powder blue or deep indigo skies. They arrived en masse so quickly over regions of villages and major cities, including the biggest religious institutions and governments worldwide, that the military had no time to gather its pilots, jets, and missiles in a puny attempt to shoot them down.

With kind eyes and warm smiles, the exceptionally tall captains of each galactic fleet toned “OM” and bowed to the frightened people of Earth. Afterwards they proceeded to instantly beam up the government leaders and the holy men and women to their craft of various sizes. The magnificent ships then quietly zoomed into the heavens at speeds greater than light. The government leaders and holy ones glared at the huge galactic crews looking for signs of imminent attack or possible dissection. To their surprise, they were treated with respect and told telepathically that there was nothing to fear. Most government officials and holy men and women thought it was a trick. As the ships plunged deeper into space, astonishment replaced mistrust and terror as the country leaders and religious leaders were shown the hidden secret of the universe. Each Earthling then laughed heartily as he/she realized that every part of the universe and beyond, including Mother Earth and all of her inhabitants, were connected to everyone and everything by infinite strands of one simple thing…Love.

Once they remembered in their hearts and souls that Divine Love was the greatest power, the government officials and holy ones were gently deposited back upon the lovely Earth to their institutions and holy places. They then shared the enlightened message with their beloved followers. From that day forward, love, religious tolerance, harmony, and peace spread rapidly like gossip throughout the world. Consequently, religious and political wars, hate, and judgment disappeared from the news and from the minds of humankind. They were then joyfully replaced with exceptionally delicious international and intergalactic potluck dinners throughout the world and neighboring universes and galaxies.

The End